Sunday, November 15, 2009

He missed the memo........

Apparently Mr. Bettis and his owner did not get the memo about my yarn.

I was unaware the husband set a tote of my yarn on the table. He missed the memo that my yarn absolutely cannot be within Mr. Bettis's reach. And yes Mr. B can set his head on the kitchen table. Look out Thanksgiving dinner (eyeroll).
Mr. Bettis missed the memo that he is to NEVER paw, slobber or otherwise destroy my yarn. Not that it would matter, I don't think he'd pay attention anyway. He also chewed a plastic hanger to bits. I have no idea where he found that one but he and his owner are in trouble. BIG trouble!

Here he is on his loveseat taking a nap. Gee. I wonder why (eyeroll).


I purchased new covers for the couch and loveseat. There's no way I'm buying new furniture with him in the house. He weighs 140 pounds and I can't get him to budge so he has taken over the loveseat. He paces the floor and stares if anyone is sitting his loveseat. Anyway back to what I was saying about the covers. The oaf wouldn't get on the loveseat because there was a new cover. I should've covered this one a long time ago and maybe he wouldn't get on the furniture. I laid the towel down and he jumped right on it. Big Baby!

p.s. He has no idea that Santa Paws is watching.

6 comments:

Bubblesknits said...

Sorry, I was about to leave a comment and then got distracted by the pretty roving and yarn on the right. LOL

Mr. B's attorney is currently fending off crazed cats that think that they must be on the keyboard or on the attorney's chest, so Mr. B is on his own today. ;-)

Channon said...

Uh-oh... I think the males in your house are in big trouble!

Laura Neal said...

LMAO! I have to laugh about the couch. The yarn I can understand since my Ody thinks yarn is his play toy. I have yarn stretched all over the place and since I have other things on my mind, I give him the stink eye. Grrr!

Anita said...

Sorry about your yarn, eek.

I so wish I could come visit so I could sit on his loveseat & irritate him. LOL

Your such a softee, he wouldn't get on the loveseat so you put the towel down so he would... ha ha

Nichole said...

Oh geeze... sounds like the time Mr Lapdog missed the "do not leave my cell phone on the coffee table" memo and someone decided/thought it was a shiney new toy....

gaylen said...

Well Beau says the memo lies - Santa Paws will still bring you treats and toys. But you might want to leave momma's yarn alone Mr. B. Beauregard James.